why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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