Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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