- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

Yes.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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