Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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