knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

thumb_up thumb_down -2

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Jews...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

thumb_up thumb_down -168

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

thumb_up thumb_down +133

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

thumb_up thumb_down +95

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did the moron jump through the window?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what do you call a cow? A cow

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops