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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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