What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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