Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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