Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Anti Joke

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