What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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