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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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boobs

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Society.

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Anti Joke

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