- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What time is it? 20:45.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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