How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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