What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What's funnier than 24? 25

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

A homosexual walks into a church

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

pickle sniffer

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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