A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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pickle sniffer

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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