what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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