- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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