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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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