- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

There's a car about to hit me.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What did the man without a tongue say...

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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