- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Women's rights.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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