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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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