- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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