A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Anti Joke

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