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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Ju... Just why?

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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