- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Ju... Just why?

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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