- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Christians pornstars.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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