Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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obama leadership

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BenWuzHear

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Nickelback

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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