What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Pinus Testicles

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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