why does column have a letter n?

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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captcha: all yer base

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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NASCAR

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Anti Joke

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