A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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No, Trinidad.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Your mama's so fat.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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These Jokes suck.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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woman's rights

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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