- Anti Joke

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.