How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Jersey Shore

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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