Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

why does column have a letter n?

Whats white and sticky fluff

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Yeah right loser!

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

captcha: all yer base

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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