what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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I've got a dig bick

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Yeah right loser!

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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