Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Women's rights

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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