Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Women's rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

These Jokes suck.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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