- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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