Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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WNBA

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Billy Cundiff.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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hey guys what's up?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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