How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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