- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Neither does he.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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