What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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