What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Anti Joke

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