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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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