- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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