What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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