How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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s e m e n

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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tims sty:)

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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