- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the man die? He got shot!

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

elen degeneres is straight....

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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