A black guy gets a job...

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

yes... that's the joke

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

you lose.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Harry Styles

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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