Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Harry Styles

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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A black guy gets a job...

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yes... that's the joke

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Take this and put it- No.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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refridgrator

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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