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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

donald................duck for president

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

melon

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart