- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

cancer

I saw a poor man named rich

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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