- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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