Lol! Why you wanna know?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

A black guy gets a job...

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

yes... that's the joke

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Knock knock Who's there Police

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Harry Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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