I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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