Women's rights

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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your mum

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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my shift key is broken1

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Tell you something funny.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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