- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what do you call gingers ugly.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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