What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What's big and white?

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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