Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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jamie is a noob jamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noob

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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